World’s Worst Metaphor

Hello everyone!

So… once again I have forgotten I have a blog. Oops. VERY quick update before I get into the thick of it.

  1. I now am a Bachelor of Arts, cum laude
  2. I am living back at home
  3. I am job hunting

 This post is about number 3.  See, I think job hunting is like being a lion on the serengeti. You’re just waiting for a nice, juicy gazelle to come along, only your stomach is rumbling, and you want a gazelle now. So you start hunting. Some trails run cold, the gazelle long gone. Some gazelle outrun you, and others turn out to not be nourishing, because they are so small.

I tried to summarize this to my boyfriend as “job hunting makes me feel like a hungry lion, and I hate trying to find a damn gazelle! Can’t one just wander over and let me nom on it?”

Then I realized what I had said.

It is reasons like this that I sometimes wonder why the nice man dates me.

1 Response so far »

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    Aunt Mary said,

    Makes perfect sense to me!

    Your cousin James is in the exact same position, equally hungry, equally frustrated, and equally eager to chow down on some juicy gazelle.

    Hang in there! You’ll find something.

    See you tomorrow!
    XXXOOO
    M


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